The Tankmen are recruiting.

By his own actions the world's fastest creature is forced to a slow, painful crawl.

A son just doesn't appreciate a little fatherly advice.

Link learns that actions speak louder than words.

The stick figure is back, and now he's got laser eyes!

Metal Gear is awesome is so is this movie.

The sequel to the smash (s)hit.

Only one is meant to survive!

Steves been nabbed in enemy territory and it's up to Captain and his crew to save his ass.

Even MORE things you probably won't hear in Super Smash Bros Brawl.